Girl Mom Diaries

 Not that anyone is actually reading these, but if you do… What is up my midnight-snacker moms and DIY-loving dads… ANNNNND grandparents? Who knows…. Let’s take a moment to talk about…. What the actual duck, are we doing with our kids this summer? Like a 2 year old and newborn who can barely see a foot in front of them? I can only do so many pool parties, park dates, “shopping” trips to target. How do we make these days, not blend together? Advice always welcome, because I am going stir crazy in this house.  I turn 30 in- X amount of days because I am denial that I am leaving my 20’s behind. Which is probably for the best. I was a feral fucking rat ALLL my 20’s. Like, I think back to some of the things I did, YIKES!! My mom would not be proud of me… SO with that being said, midlife crisis mode. Just had a second baby, I feel blah.. I need a change or therapy. I am thinking, blonde.. Nose ring.. New clothes.. At this point, Adam Sandler dresses better than I do.  Thankfull...

 Hello to all you manic moms, sleep deprived dads, and grouchy grandparents.  Is there something in the water? Or is it just my toddler that has turned into a feral fuck? Yes Karen, I said my toddler is feral as fuck. Why? Because her behavior has me scratching my head saying WTF, WAY more than I usually do.  Note to self, look at the moon cycle, because I’m at a loss.  Everything is “no, no, no” which on 3 hours of newborn sleep, I just don’t want to hear it.  Speaking of newborns….. WTF… I know I was blessed with our oldest. She is the kind of kiddo that makes you want more. This little ducky, only way she will sleep, is on Mt Tits, which I’d guess most moms know, that Mt Range can have safety issues, risks of their own.. (If you are lost, I’m talking about how depending on how babes in laying, there may not be a bunch of breathing room…) So while baby is sleeping like a pro, I’m sleeping like I just got to prison and have to sleep with one eye open.  I c...

 Hello my messy moms, drained dads, grumpy grandparents.. Or absolutely no one… Whomever may actually read this.  There is no rhyme or reason for this blog. Or maybe it will be a healthy outlet. Or just a place to vent and hopefully it doesn’t end up in the wrong hands. Who knows…  I recently dipped my toes in the trenches of newborn ness again. Had another beautiful baby girl. My oldest is roughly 2.5 years old, I am definitely not a “my kid is 23 months old” kind of mom. I don’t have the patience to try and do that math, we just round up. Or guess. So she’s roughly 2.5 years old. Smart as a whip and just amazing. I wont go into details, because creepy people have access to the internet.  Here is my thought though, having a newborn is easy ish. Maybe I’ve been lucky to have some chill kids- I just embrace the chaos when they get older. So the newborn trenches aren’t the newborn itself, but what comes after that. The emotions, the pain, the “what the fuck is going on...